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Preparation Demotivational Poster


GETTING READY TO DEPLOY -


TAGS: preparation military
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

smalltownguy - May 20, 2011, 2:08 pm
Ah memories! :) 100% accurate.
BeardNinja - May 20, 2011, 9:25 am
the sad truth is that this is probably a more worth while pump than anything the military does.
BrainBucket - May 20, 2011, 6:15 am
Accurate!
StudentGuy - May 20, 2011, 6:13 am
Cool story Bro
forseti - May 20, 2011, 1:39 am
sounds like fun


SURVIVING ARMAGEDDON - It's your wife's time of the month. Are you prepared?


TAGS: pms preparation survival
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 17, 2012, 7:32 pm
true but being a female I know the alcohol can be used as a substitute teehee thanks for the comment
Bolverk37782 - July 17, 2012, 4:26 am
As the elder brother of FOUR sisters I know the tactical use of chocolate-- this stock seems a little low--- ;-).


A HAPPY CHILDHOOD - ... The Worst Possible Preparation For Life ...


TAGS: happy childhood worst preparation teddy
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Rick69

suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:44 pm
good work. a nice childhood isn't a good preparation for life either. in fact, no kind of childhood is a good preparation for life.
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:40 pm
allow me to reword... from my experience and from what I see around me, it seem to be true ;)
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 5:25 pm
Not quite sure of context (the poster or me or even the word "you") but thanks any way :)
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:05 pm
5L from me... because you seem to be right.
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 2:58 pm
I guess I can make this a bit more awkward if I said he can never return no matter how much I want him to... BUT it's all cool; he'd probably pissed if he could ... :)
Verdeckt - January 23, 2012, 2:45 pm
5 wait til your father gets homes


REJECTION -




THE TAX HIKE -


TAGS: income tax preparation alternatives humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

EmilioDumphque - January 5, 2014, 7:52 pm
The motto of the IRS is: "We fund freedom." What have you got against freedom?
demon001 - January 5, 2014, 6:25 pm
Sounds like Ted Kaczynski!!
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 6:06 pm

And the 42 shares has got to be a glitch. Got to be.
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 6:05 pm

Well, I just love a man with dishpan hands~~and a beard.
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 5:15 pm
Holy nepotism, she only has 3 votes but already managed 42 shares Batman! No Robin, I hear that her and rerun are just close friends! You know I'm just kidding right lg? Word has it you're actually kissin' cousins.
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 3:53 pm

;)
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 3:52 pm

Just think, a 5L would be worth a 5-kazillion L back in 1932...
GaryO - January 5, 2014, 3:33 pm
Good plan
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 3:21 pm
Yep, pretty soon it'll have to be 6L to have any value. Before the hike you'll have to settle for the old 5L.


FUNNY -




GIRLFRIENDS -


TAGS: life time woman confidence preparation control relationship ***y ankle leg heel couch kline quote
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by giulio

me4891 - September 1, 2009, 4:09 pm
All the fun ones wear them
Derek - August 11, 2009, 7:52 pm
Parole anklet?


FINE DINING - You don't want to know how they prepare the rack-of-lamb.


TAGS: steak lamb dining preparation
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 31, 2013, 5:55 pm
Oh no...that's where they do the seafood...don't ask...teehee.
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 5:12 pm
Um..Honey, Lets Go SOUTH of Ortonville for supper


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